When the clarion calls, The Masthead tracks it down, pins it in a vice and crushes it until it sings the sweet dulcet tones of the newsy truth.
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Adrian Barclay
- Mar 24, 2020
- 1 min
'There's never been a more exciting time to be alive,' Malcolm blurts as Lucy bundles him home.
Pablo Thoreau
- Mar 20, 2020
- 1 min
Earth's precious old blokes put on mandatory lockdown, just to be safe.
Adrian Barclay
- Mar 11, 2020
- 1 min
Catholic church claims there's insufficient evidence for Pell's miracle of the paedo vestments
Adrian Barclay
- Mar 9, 2020
- 1 min
Old-timer recalls when you had to kill an Austrian archduke or invade Poland to start a world crisis
Pablo Thoreau
- Mar 4, 2020
- 1 min