When the clarion calls, The Masthead tracks it down, pins it in a vice and crushes it until it sings the sweet dulcet tones of the newsy truth.
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Adrian Barclay
- Jan 26, 2020
- 1 min
Australia pretty good despite shit flag, anthem, govt & national shamelessness
Adrian Barclay
- Jan 25, 2020
- 1 min
"Commercial stations have weekly music countdowns?" shocked Triple J fan
Pablo Thoreau
- Jan 25, 2020
- 1 min
Bloke who only listens to American rap suddenly cares about Aussie music.
Pablo Thoreau
- Jan 22, 2020
- 1 min
Labor offers tax breaks for billionaires if they pass primary school science tests.
Pablo Thoreau
- Jan 22, 2020
- 1 min
Country that's changed PMs 5 times in 10 years refuses to change date of newest public holiday.
Adrian Barclay
- Jan 21, 2020
- 1 min
Bridget McKenzie sends sports grant to local prison in readyness for her arrival
Pablo Thoreau
- Jan 20, 2020
- 1 min
Bloke on his way out wonders what Greta has to say about it raining now.
Adrian Barclay
- Jan 20, 2020
- 1 min
China confirms new cases of Corona virus attack beer drinking credibility
Pablo Thoreau
- Jan 19, 2020
- 1 min
Republicans outraged as bearded immigrant attacks an American citizen.
Adrian Barclay
- Jan 19, 2020
- 1 min
Harry & Meghan get baked one last time as royals, "Your Highness," they giggled
Adrian Barclay
- Jan 18, 2020
- 1 min
World's shortest man dies. Correction: the former world's shortest man dies
Adrian Barclay
- Jan 18, 2020
- 1 min