45th President of the United States copy-pastes legal statement to his Facebook page, just in case.
"In response to the new Facebook guidelines, I hereby declare that my copyright is attached to all of my personal details, illustrations, comics, paintings, professional photos and videos, etc. For commercial use of the above my written consent is needed at all times!" - Donald John Trump, POTUS. 11/01/2020.
Donald J Trump (73) - current President of the United States and holder of the keys to the world's most dangerous nuclear arsenal, has today shared a detailed and well-researched Facebook status from his most recent mother-in-law, Amalija Knavs.
Melania Trump's mother originally sourced the statement from a neighbour, who through a series of acquaintances got it from a well respected expert in copyright law who chose not to identify themself. Leaked White House reports indicate Trump's in-house counsel is furious that he has been using external legal advice.