Barnaby says the drought's over, recommences womanising
Drought envoy Barnaby Joyce sent a joyous tweet this morning. "Parched no longer" he said.
"Wrap it up this time," taunted MP George Christiensen on leaked Whatsapp group Conservative Fuckboys.
Not one to miss a broadside, Joyce shot back "I don't have to leave the office for action but you have to fly into Manila and prowl the titty bars."