Barnaby waltzes into the National Party leadership ballot sporting an SMP tee.
Senator Barnaby Joyce wore his complete leadership platform on a throwback '90s Sex Money Power T-shirt in The Nationals' party room this morning.
Barnaby, a factional leader of The Conservative Fuckboys, is gunning for the Deputy PM spot and leader of The Nats.
Senator Joyce is reportedly outraged at the small scale of corruption that took place under Michael McCormack.
"I've got big ambitions for corruption under my leadership," said Joyce.