"Democrats don't have a can large enough to impeach me," Trump boasted today.
Nancy Pelosi has been caught out today in a massive miscalculation in Trump's impeachment proceedings, due to start next week in the US senate.
Democrats do not have a human-sized peach can, as Donald Trump rightly pointed out at today's news conference.
Cameras in the Oval Office today picked up the first line of Trump's penned defence "Peaches come in a can..."
"The Presidents of the United States are very smart and they know peaches," President Trump boasted.
Associated Press understands that Trump has been using the web browser Bing to formulate his own defense.