• Adrian Barclay

George Christensen succeeds in keeping Pornhub as an essential service

It's understood that the MP personally lobbied Scott Morrison to keep the Asian category on Pornhub at "unrestricted bandwidth."

The Mackay native is thought to be struggling personally with travel restrictions keeping him from Manila and Bangkok.

"You can't take this away from me Scott. Please no!" Mr Christensen was heard begging from his knees outside the PM's office.

It is understood that after Morrison agreed to classify Pornhub streaming as an essential service, unlike Netflix, he stopped crying, retrieved several Kleenexes from Morrison's own supply and retreated into his own office and closed the blinds.

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