• Adrian Barclay

Homemade rocket discovers flat earth in crash landing

'Mad' Mike Hughes, daredevil and flat earther, died on discovery of a hard and flat earth some 10 seconds after take-off.

Surprised witnesses claim that the 62-year-old's rocket engineering weren't quite up to scratch.

"You'd think with his fundamental understanding of basic scientific principles, he would have been able to launch a rocket safely," said friend Woody.

NASA spokesperson Dan Rose said that not even Elon Musk, Jeff Bezos or Richard Branson would display the level of hubris required to think that they could single-handedly launch a space rocket.

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