• Pablo Thoreau

"If your hand is bigger than your face, you have COVID" - Trump.

Offering further brilliant insights into updated medical techniques, the somehow-still US President Donald J Trump has delivered some sage advice at a press conference today.

After recommending his constituents main-line disinfectant and expose their lungs to UV light, The Donald appeared to read a smudged note written on his palm before delivering a 25-minute demonstration on hand-to-face techniques.

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