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Josef Fritzl files appeal, says he just had 8,760 bad days in a row.

The second worst person to ever come out of Austria, Josef Fritzl, has today requested an appeal on his life sentence after his lawyers discovered he had just been in a bad mood for 24 years.


After it recently came to light that senior politicians around the world can excuse violent crimes if the offender was grumpy or maybe overslept, Fritzl's attorneys are expecting him to be released in the coming weeks.


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