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Nelligen firey running for MP spot - "You have a go and get fucked, you get a go and get fucked".

An irate firefighter based on the NSW South Coast has indicated he will be running as an independent MP in the 2022 federal election, aiming to leverage off his recent internet fame - generated by his use of quips such as "dickhead" and "get fucked" aimed at ScoMo.


Paul Parker, a volunteer firey and recent Aussie media icon, has been spotted canvassing the few remaining homes in his local area in an attempt to secure votes for his upcoming election run.


Despite varied media reports stating he'd be stood down from his role fighting the fires, Parker has showed no signs of slowing down as he guns for Bega's MP spot - a formerly safe Liberal seat that now resembles a burnt and barren koala graveyard.


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