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Parents decide son is old enough, tell him porn isn't real.

As the Reynold's eldest son Jaxon (15) has been spending so much of his day at home lately, his amount of internet viewing time has more than doubled.


Unsurprisingly, a large percentage of this time has been used to view wildly unrealistic videos online of men and women doing the deed.


"We think you're old enough to know now mate, you're 15. Those scenarios aren't real. Obviously women don't like most of those things."


"Remember when we told you about Santa? It's the same thing. Please don't tell your little brothers, it'd ruin it for them."


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