Pest housemate leaves one square of toilet paper on roll
Updated: Feb 26, 2020
Daveo cut his bum wipe short this morning so that he didn't have to change the toilet roll. It is a story as old as time.
"Pure shithousery," said housemate Pete. "Such a shit bloke."
Daveo doesn't mind that the house has turned against him.
"Yeah couldn't give a fuck ey. What a bunch of whingers."