• Adrian Barclay

Pest housemate leaves one square of toilet paper on roll

Updated: Feb 26, 2020

Daveo cut his bum wipe short this morning so that he didn't have to change the toilet roll. It is a story as old as time.

"Pure shithousery," said housemate Pete. "Such a shit bloke."

Daveo doesn't mind that the house has turned against him.

"Yeah couldn't give a fuck ey. What a bunch of whingers."

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