Planet Earth tells itself it'll do better in 2021.
After a rough start to 2020 featuring political turmoil, international conflict, climate disasters and new plagues, Earth has told itself in the shower this morning that it will sort things out next year.
Addressing a fog-covered version of itself in the bathroom mirror, Earth attempted to convince itself that next year would be better.
"I've just got a lot on right now. Work. Its coming in to Winter. I'll get around to it."