Sommelier victim knows wine tastes like alcohol
I wish she'd shut up and let me throw it down the hatch, thinks Ryan Boxham.
"Yeah, it's the drinking part I'm here for," Ryan tells our correspondent.
"What is the actual point of sommeliers? I clearly don't know jack about wine and I'm not getting any closer thanks to this bird likening this drop to fruit I've never tasted.
"What the fuck does mulberry taste like?"
Ryan still manages to enjoy his evening on the plonk.
"Some people say wine is all about the taste, I'm all about getting it into my bloodstream and keeping the spiels to a minimum."