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'There's never been a more exciting time to be alive,' Malcolm blurts as Lucy bundles him home.

Lucy Turnbull is relieved that the impending lockdown will save her family's reputation from the one and only tired political stump speech her husband can deliver.


Reporters gathered outside the Turnbull residence observed that the struggle between the pair after Lucy managed to tackle Malcolm inside the front door.


Malcolm made a dash for the front window, raised it and shouted "INNOVATION...AGILE" before Lucy slammed the window shut.


It is understood that Lucy is concerned that Malcolm's sheer disconnect with the wider world in what is looming to be the great Coronacession could bring harm to the family.

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