Trump advises all Americans to wear Trump masks to fight COVID-19.
As the world continues to reel from the Coronavirus fallout, US President Donald Trump has confirmed he has a brilliant new solution to help protect his citizens.
"I've made a deal. A genius deal. A business deal. A genius business deal. Deal. I made a deal. DEAL. D E A L. DEAL. I made a good deal."
Using the same Chinese suppliers that have provided his anti-Mexican merchandise, his "Support American Business!" shirts and his new range of "Make America Grope Again" hats - Trump has placed a rush order to ensure there are enough masks for everyone.
Early reports indicate that most US citizens will be staying inside, as the thought of shopping amidst an army of Trumps would be deeply terrifying.